CONAN Monologue 06/05/17: Conan jokes about “Wonder Woman,” the iPhone 8, and angry polar bears.
Introducing: MarchFindr: Install the MarchFindr app and start swiping right on hot protest marches near you.
Andy’s Report From The Renaissance Faire: Andy took no pleasure in attending the local Ren Faire.
“Guess Who’s Going Commando?” & More Coffee Table Books That Didn’t Sell: Ruth Bader Ginsburg likes to disrobe under her robe.
Adam Sandler’s Mom Was Sarah Silverman’s Nursery School Teacher: Two-year-old Sarah had a real potty mouth,
which didn’t go over well with her teacher Mrs. Sandler.
Sarah Silverman’s Dad Got A Butt Tattoo: Sarah’s dad tattooed his wife’s name on his rump and she has the footage to prove it.
Sarah Silverman’s Crazy Pillow Talk: Sarah asked her on-again, off-again lover Michael Sheen if it was okay
to share their intimate conversations. Lucky for us, he said yes.
Sarah Silverman Makes Michael Sheen Recite Shakespeare: Sarah forces her “fancy” boyfriend Michael Sheen to “say Shakespeare” on command.
Shawn Hatosy And Conan Compare Intimidating Stares: You don’t have to go to the gym to play a tough guy,
you just have to work on your crazy eyes.
Shawn Hatosy’s Family Hates His “Animal Kingdom” Character: Shawn’s family thought his character Pope was pretty great —
until he murdered someone.
Shawn Hatosy Accidentally Kicked Al Pacino: After Shawn accidentally kicked Al Pacino in the shin during a play,
Al threatened to replace him with Skeet Ulrich
Alt-J “In Cold Blood” 06/05/17: Alt-J perform a track off their new album Relaxer.
