PopCultHQ brings you all the best clips from last night on Conan!

On Wednesday, February 8th, Conan welcomed
actor Anthony Anderson (Black-ish),
actress Michelle Monaghan (Hulu’s The Path),
and comedian Cristela Alonzo (Netflix’s Cristela Alonzo: Lower Classy).

CONAN Monologue 02/08/17:

Conan jokes about fake news, Fox News, and a french toast truck.

 How Johnny Depp Spends $2 Million Dollars A Month:

That ongoing investigation into what’s eating Gilbert Grape won’t pay for itself.

 What Conan’s Watching: The Walking Dead, Duck Dynasty Edition:

Conan’s trusty INFO button provides succinct and factual descriptions of TV’s hottest shows.

 Anthony Anderson’s Mom Taught Him How To Perform Oral Sex:

It was important to Anthony’s mom that she send a man out into the world who could get the job done right.

Anthony Anderson’s Mom Carries Autographed Pictures Of Herself:

Anthony’s mom makes 1000 copies at a time and passes them out to strangers on the street.

 Anthony Anderson Lost His Wallet:

Somehow both Vanessa Williams and Tracee Ellis Ross factor into Anthony’s epic lost wallet tale.

 Michelle Monaghan: Aaron Paul And I Are Very Unprofessional:

The pair play a couple on “The Path,” and have been known to ruin a lot of takes with giggle fits.

 A Spider Monkey Took A Dump On Michelle Monaghan’s Head:

Michelle and Conan both started modeling at age 17, but only Michelle’s been pooped on at a photoshoot.

 Cristela Alonzo Stand-Up 01/08/17:

Cristela thinks she’s the only woman who gets catcalled useful information.

On Thursday, February 9th, Conan welcomes New England Patriots RB James White, NBC journalist Lester Holt, actress Kat Dennings (2 Broke Girls), and singer Aaron Lee Tasjan.