Conan on Trump slurring his words, Melania Trump making a run for it, and more.
What Service Is This Holiday Ad Promoting?:
Another generic, G-rated holiday commercial turns adult real fast.
Kooking With Krampus:
The baby-eating demon from German folklore is trying to soften his image by hosting a holiday cooking show.
Patton Oswalt Almost Didn’t Make It Here:
Conan had the surreal experience of monitoring Patton’s entire journey to his show on Twitter.
Patton Oswalt Compares Trump To Sour Cream In A Sauna:
Patton compares the short shelf life of Trump jokes to “sour cream in the sauna.”
Patton Oswalt On The Dark History Of Wedding Traditions:
Patton thinks the tradition of giving away the bride has messed up origins — possibly involving murder.
Patton Oswalt Met His Wife On Facebook:
Patton and his now-wife Meredith messaged each other on Facebook
every night for months before meeting IRL and getting engaged less than two months later.
Patton Oswalt & Conan On Their L.A. Fire Preparedness Plans:
As fires rage in the L.A. area, Patton has some “half-assed” survival kits prepared and Conan’s just in denial.
Patton Oswalt’s New House Is Being Built By Crazy People:
Patton is pretty sure his wallpaper hanger is schizophrenic, but doesn’t really mind because he’s really talented.
Patton Oswalt Wanted Andy Serkis To Be A Ring-Bearer At His Wedding:
Patton’s wife vetoed his idea to have Gollum carry their rings down the aisle.
Patton Oswalt: “Happy” Is The Most Disturbing Show You’ll Ever Watch On TV:
All you need to know about “Happy” is that they fought hard to keep a dildo joke in.
Andy Serkis Can’t Choose Between Gollum & Caesar:
When asked to name his favorite role, Andy has a hard time choosing between the role that kicked off
his motion capture career and his leading role in “Planet of the Apes.”
Andy Serkis: Supreme Leader Snoke Is Motivated By Fear:
Andy’s “Star Wars” character is fueled by his fear of losing his position of power,
particularly at the hands of strong females in the resistance. Sounds familiar.
Motion Capture Master Andy Serkis Plays Conan:
Andy channels Conan’s “quiff-lead” physicality.
Royal Blood “I Only Lie When I Love You” 12/07/17:
Royal Blood perform a track off their album How Did We Get So Dark?.
