PopCultHQ brings you all the best from last night on CONAN!
On Wednesday, May 3rd, Conan welcomed
Kurt Russell (Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol.2),
Ron Funches (Powerless),
and musical guest Chicano Batman.
CONAN Monologue 05/03/17:
Conan jokes about Ivanka Trump, James Comey, nausea, and more.
A Gross Abuse Of Stock Footage:
Andy got wind that Uruguay is now selling recreational marijuana over the counter.
CUT TO: Stock footage of a plane taking off.
Audience Craigslist: Edible Hats Edition:
Conan helps his studio audience make connections and sell their delicious hats.
A Hungover Kurt Russell Wooed Goldie Hawn:
Kurt first hit on Goldie when he was half-asleep and severely hungover.
Kurt Russell & Goldie Hawn Broke Into A House To Have Sex:
To be fair, they broke into Goldie’s house that was being renovated at the time.
Kurt Russell’s Majestic “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2” Hair:
Conan doesn’t usually have hair envy,
but even he was bowled over when he saw Kurt’s “Guardians of the Galaxy 2” mane.
Kurt Russell: Playing Chris Pratt’s Dad Feels Right:
From the moment Kurt met his “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2” son,
he knew the casting department had nailed it.
Kurt Russell Teaches Conan & Andy About Wine:
Kurt treats Conan and Andy to a tasting of his GoGi Wines
that quickly devolves into Conan just drinking from the bottles.
Ron Funches Is Having Different Kinds Of Sex Now:
When Ron was bigger he thought athletic sex only happened in movies.
Now he can pick his girlfriend up for 2.5 to 5 seconds.
Ron Funches Started A “Fatsketball” League:
Ron and his team of out of shape comedians often play against trash talking 8-year-olds.
Ron Funches Doesn’t Feel Bad For Fyre Festival Suckers:
Ron thinks if you have enough money to fly to a remote island to see Blink 182,
you deserve to lose all that money.
Ron Funches Made Conan A Hand Turkey:
Ron felt bad that Kurt Russell brought bottles of wine, so he created a piece of art for Conan.
Chicano Batman “Friendship (Is A Small Boat In A Storm)” 05/03/17:
Chicano Batman perform a track off their album Freedom Is Free.