PopCultHQ brings you all the best from last night on CONAN!
On Thursday, April 20th, Conan welcomes
comedian Dana Carvey,
Claudia O’Doherty (Love),
and comedian Brad Wenzel.
CONAN Monologue 04/20/17:
Conan jokes about 420, Kid Rock’s White House visit, and Bill O’Reilly’s severance package.
Colorado’s Drive-Thru Pot Dispensary Is Causing Some Confusion:
It’s almost like marijuana users are easily confused.
Conan’s $750 Dollar Goat:
Earlier today at rehearsal, Conan cut a comedy sketch featuring a live goat.
Then he learned he’d still have to pay for the goat.
Dana Carvey’s Fabulous Goat Entrance:
Not to be upstaged by a goat, Dana is lead onstage with a leash by the $750 dollar goat’s handler.
Dana Carvey: We’ve Had Freaks In The White House Before:
Dana knows Trump seems like a nut,
at least he didn’t lather himself in peanut butter like Jimmy Carter.
Dana Carvey Debuts His Jeff Bridges Impression:
Dana thinks Jeff Bridges always sounds like he just had five bowls of beef stew.
Dana Carvey’s Micro-Impressions Of Celebrities:
Dana shows off his highly specific short-form impressions of Bernie Sanders riding Pirates of the Caribbean at Disneyland and Tom Brokaw asking “Where’s the library?” in Spanish.
Dana Carvey Overheard Keith Richards Talking To A Horse:
Years ago at SNL, Dana observed the Rolling Stone cussing out an animal for no particular reason.
Claudia O’Doherty Inherited Her Grandmother’s Body:
Claudia has an apple body type, which means she looks good in a short skirt
but will probably die of heart disease — unless she gets murdered first.
Claudia O’Doherty Ignored Ewan McGregor:
15-year-old Claudia was totally in love with Ewan McGregor, so when he came to her house she decided the best way to entice him was to completely ignore him.
Claudia O’Doherty’s Embarrassing Fan Encounter:
Claudia thought she was being approached by a fan,
but it was just a girl letting her know her skirt buttons were undone.
Brad Wenzel Zings Donald Trump:
Comedian Brad Wenzel can’t believe we went from a charming black dude
to a guy who looks like he was just upside down.