PopCultHQ brings you all the best from last night on CONAN!
On Tuesday, April 18th, Conan welcomes
Christina Applegate (Bad Moms),
Sherri Shepherd (Trial & Error),
and musical guest Car Seat Headrest.
CONAN Monologue 04/18/17:
Conan jokes about Tax Day, North Korea, and United Airlines.
Trump Calls Obama To Talk About Syria & Afghanistan:
Trump dropped the mother of all bombs
and now he’s worried about how the other bombs will fare without their mom.
SCOTUS Is Still Hazing Neil Gorsuch:
The highest court in the United States is making the rookie justice
complete some pretty lowly tasks.
Tips For Surviving Coachella:
Remembering to pack sunscreen is integral,
as is avoiding party drugs that make you think hands are grilled cheese sandwiches.
Christina Applegate Brings Birthday Gifts For Conan:
Christina presents the birthday boy with an old baby monitor and other crap from her garage.
Christina Applegate Isn’t Getting Back Into Her “Married With Children” Miniskirt:
Christina can barely remember to wash her hair,
so the thought of squeezing back into Kelly Bundy’s outfits is not appealing.
Christina Applegate Loves Eavesdropping On Her 6-Year-Old Daughter:
Christina was delighted to overhear that her daughter’s friend thinks sex
is “when you’re outside naked with your ex-girlfriend.”
Christina Applegate’s Family Is Visited By The Easter Chicken:
Forget the Easter Bunny, Christina happens to have a chicken suit lying around
so that’s who hides the eggs on Easter Sunday.
Christina Applegate Struggles With Insomnia:
Wherein Christina breaks it to Conan that his late night television show is bad for people’s health.
Sherri Shepherd’s 12-Year-Old Son Is Aroused By Beyoncé:
Sherri’s son is wondering why his penis keeps “freezing” when he sees Beyoncé.
Sherri Shepherd Is Thinking About Joining A Celebrity Dating Site:
Sherri is sick of dating retired athletes, she just wants a man with a job and good credit.
Sherri Shepherd Shows Conan How To Rock A Wig:
The wig proponent / entrepreneur helps Conan find a new look
and Conan helps Sherri find love with his brother Neal.
Car Seat Headrest “Unforgiving Girl (She’s Not An)” 04/18/17:
Car Seat Headrest perform a track off their album Teens of Denial.