PopCultHQ brings you all the best from last night on CONAN!
On Wednesday, March 8th, Conan welcomed Sir Patrick Stewart (Logan),
actor/comedian Jerrod Carmichael (The Carmichael Show),
and from Comedy Central’s Trust Me, comedian Kurt Braunohler.
CONAN Monologue 03/08/17:
Conan jokes about International Women’s Day, smart tattoos, and the fart forecast.
Introducing: Apple Healthcare:
You no longer have to choose between paying for the latest Apple product
and paying for healthcare.
The Inner Thoughts Of CONAN’s Female Writers:
Conan marks International Women’s Day by commending the hard work of the women on his writing staff. His female writers have other thoughts…
Sir Patrick Stewart Felt Safe In Hugh Jackman’s Arms:
Professor X was in a wheelchair in “Logan,” which means Sir Patrick Stewart spent half the movie being carried up stairs and into bathrooms by Hugh Jackman.
Sir Patrick Stewart Is Thrilled To Play The Poop Emoji:
Sir Patrick is “honored and delighted” to be playing the role of poop in “The Emoji Movie.”
Sir Patrick Stewart: I’m The Silliest Person On Set:
Back in his “Star Trek” days, Sir Patrick Stewart was known as a bit of a stick in the mud.
That’s no longer the case.
Adopt Sir Patrick Stewart’s Dog:
Sir Patrick Stewart is fostering a pitbull named Ginger
and actively looking for a permanent home for her.
Jerrod Carmichael Is Pissed He Has To Follow Sir Patrick Stewart:
It’s bad enough that Jerrod has to follow a knight, even worse than that knight is fostering a pitbull.
Jerrod Carmichael Compares Trump’s America To Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory:
Jerrod thinks President Trump will do crazy shit,
but through it all the chocolate will still have to get made.
Jerrod Carmichael Knew Trump Was Going To Win:
“The Carmichael Show” aired an episode titled “President Trump” last May,
which proves Jerrod has psychic abilities, or that he understood the power of entertainment.
Jerrod Carmichael On Ben Carson’s Slavery Comments:
Jerrod wonders if Ben Carson attempted surgery on himself and got it wrong.
Jerrod Carmichael Quizzes Conan On LA In The 80’s:
Jerrod assumes everyone in LA was doing coke, but Conan was just in his apartment writing.
Kurt Braunohler Stand-Up 03/08/17:
Kurt thinks dads are to blame for Trump’s election,
which is too bad because Kurt’s going to be a dad any second now.