PopCultHQ brings you all the best clips from last night on Conan. On Tuesday, December 13th, Conan welcomed actor
( Chris Pratt ), and comedian Passengers . Tom Papa
CONAN Monologue 12/13/16: Conan jokes about Kanye West, Donald Trump, and a fatal asteroid hit.
Trump Calls Obama To Discuss His Cabinet Picks: It looks like Trump has learned about white privilege.
Here Come More Of Santa’s Secrets: You don’t want to know what Santa uses his whip for the other 364 days of the year.
Chris Pratt Sends Nick Offerman Photos Of His Poop: The former “Parks and Recreation” co-stars share a mutual appreciation of a well-formed #2.
Chris Pratt Loves Russia: Chris doesn’t know what all the fuss is about, he found Russia to be beautiful and snowy.
Chris Pratt’s Filthy German Joke: The “ Passengers” star isn’t fluent in German, but he does know how to tell a dirty joke about man named Peter and his pig…
Chris Pratt Craved Dog Food: Chris Pratt was on a strict diet during “Passengers,” but it came at a price.
Chris Pratt Is A Seahawks Superfan: You don’t want to get between the diehard Seattle Seahawks fan and the big game.
Chris Pratt Doesn’t Always Want To Take A Selfie With You: Chris’s “ Passengers” co-star Laurence Fishburne taught him a smooth way to say no.
Tom Papa Compares Dads To Pack Mules And Wardens: The poster for Tom Papa’s latest special “Human Mule” nails what it’s like to be dad.
Tom Papa On The Secret To Marriage: The gist: Lower your expectations. A lot. And maybe get a girlfriend.
Tonight, Conan welcomes
( Keegan-Michael Key MADtv), and the cast of “ .” People of Earth